Smarty Fellah, are you?

Alrighty then, some information for your eyes only.

Z + 2 = 7
X x 5 = 22(5+3)/4
Y + 3 = Z/4
Y x Z + X = W

This is meaningless

But meaningless fun is fun still.
Let's move on, tell me a few things about yourself:

What age are you?
How many aliens have you ever met?
How many fingers am I showing?

This is also Meaningless

Sorry, I just can't do anything fancy with HTML just yet, but just watch me!

Some random form

Note: It looks the part, but won't do a damned thing.

Name:

Comments:

Are you:

Male

Female

Fale

Memale

I would rather not say / None of the above.

Please, let me go back.

Please, I must know more.