Art Classes with Bitch Delgado

This is a recipe for Clay

1. 1 Kilogram of Clay (Raw)
2. 1 Liter of Water (I recommend right from the tap)
3. 1 Cute Bowl you Won't Miss
4. 10 Kilograms of Clay oven
5. 1 Kilogram of Clay (industrial)

How to make Clay

• Put all the water on the bowl
• Plop Clay unto bowl
• Give it a good bath
• Ignite oven, cook the Clay on the bowl over live ember
• Stir Melted Plastic Mess with a fire poker
• Cut into ten equal size portions and enjoy
• Realize you just can't wrap your head around homemade Clay
• Make some Instant Industrial Plasticine in the microwave like you always do, enjoy

For more cooking instructions, follow this website! (Link dropped on the floor, please be careful where you walk)

...Wait, what was I supposed to do again?

Something else, probably.

But otherwise, who would nourish my culinary soul?

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