Can you hear me?

Because I sure can't

The fruit of knowledge was stolen and sold like cheap apples at the farmer's market. Eden is in uproar, but I for one approve the action, those smarty pants of the garden had it too good for too long.

Imagine! Knowledge for all, on sale every thursday! Even memaw can have some, if we puree it, or juice it, up to you.

The news would never be for it, though. To rich folk, knowledge is a rich folk thing, only sullied by hands of lessers, if not rendered completely useless. Imagine! What use can a carpenter make of mathematics?! What use can a farmer make of science or biology?!

Okay one moment I really need some padding right now

It's for a noble cause I swear.

A noblish cause.

An alright cause.

A harmless cause.

A potentially mischievous cause

A slightly naughty cause

A devilish cause

A malicious cause

An outright perverse cause

An unforgivable cause

A repugnant cause